do you suppose if they gave monkeys word processors, cameras, editing software, fresh produce, harmonicas, thesauruses, rosin, prime cuts of meat, cardioid microphones, heaps of hot mocha java, tin whistles, cutting and chopping utensils, synthesizers, elbow grease, nose grease, goose grease, and veryus mind-augmenting solids, liquids, and gases that they would be able to produce what the veryus artists have?
okay, maybe they could. it’d take awhile, though. while you’re waiting, check out an artist or two and get suitably distracted.
shakespeare and the monkeys would not be amused; that makes us feel good. perhaps too good. thank you.